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Yoghurt top

When you blow your juicy load over your partners chest and then proceed to smear the baby gravy across the chest until it resembles a t-shirt or a "top".
Dude I totally gave your mum a yoghurt top last night, it was great. I made her lick it off my hands afterwards.
by kyle hudson small May 27, 2018
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Top Turn

A type of manouvre in the sport of surfing in which the surfer completes a turn at the top of the wave preferably petruding the top of the wave with the nose of the board
did you see that amazning top turn i just performed !!!!
by Surfingdude_2007 July 29, 2009
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droppin' tops

"Yo come over to my place so we can start droppin' tops.
by _Miyuki June 7, 2016
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misery-top

when you tell someone something slightly sad and they respond in saying something much worse, as though trying to win a competition that only they are participating in.
Person 1: "I had so much homework this weekend!"
Person 2: "Well I got attacked by a bear!"
Person 1: "Way to just misery-top me."
by geek522 November 6, 2011
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top spaceship

someone who prefers to go on top during intercourse, also someone I love dearly, they're also half spaceship
I love you Top Spaceship
Thank you for being there for me Top Spaceship
by peterparker1616 May 23, 2018
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top jockey

Woman who likes to go on top and ride cock hard
Your mum's a right top jockey
by Shagass September 8, 2017
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Bot top

Oral sex from a robot or modern sex doll
This bar sucks; I’m going home to get some bot top.
by SonsOfGND May 5, 2018
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