riding the moped

Hooking up with a fat, ugly or otherwise embarrassing person.

Doing anything that is outright lame and pathetic and would be humiliating if your friends saw you doing it.

You were the wingman last night so tonight I'll be riding the moped.

by Mike's Bar Guide January 10, 2008

Rough Riding

When you are unable to/don't want to wipe after taking a dump and have to go through the day like that

Trent: dude I was rough riding so hard during my date last night!

Chad: ill! Did she notice?

Trent: Nah, I'm much too experienced in rough riding to get caught like that!

by BaiLong June 15, 2014

Skate Ride

A slang of "skateboarding" or skate.
Verb that means to go skate

Tim: Yo Ryan you ready to Skate Ride?
Ryan: Hell yeah! Let's go shred the downtown pools.

by EversioII January 5, 2011

Riding bitch

Often in the back seat of a car, Sitting in the middle of 2 other people. It's rally annoying.

I'm not riding bitch again, You.

by nazi4lifejkjk December 13, 2010

Beard Ride

The act of seeing, in a concert setting, the bearded entertainers going hard in their musical spirit to give the audience the full experience. Even in certain circumstances join the audience to give their full effect of the beard ride. Not a sexual innuendo in any way.

The act of seeing Larry and his Flask in a live concert would be considered a Beard Ride.

by oldgoals May 9, 2011

vanilla ride

sex with a white woman.

That black guy is going for a vanilla ride.

by Deep blue 2012 September 11, 2009

Ride the Bull

to "ride the bull" - during vaginal, doggy style intercourse, to withdraw the penis and shove it directly and forcefully balls deep into the anus of your unsuspecting parter. and of course holding on until she throws you off or you get off. Works the best with anal virgins.

Next time you got your girl bent over, just shove it up her ass. Go Balls Deep!!! And scream Ride the bull!

by scottidottidopealicious June 2, 2008