When waiting for a download, upload, etc. and the amount of time on the loading bar is different from the amount time it actually takes to download.
Similar to microwave minutes.
Similar to microwave minutes.
Dexter: "Oh my gosh Jocelyn, I was trying to download 'X-Men First Class' and the loading bar said two minutes, when it actually took fifteen!!"
Jocelyn: "Oh man, I know, internet minutes always fool me."
Jocelyn: "Oh man, I know, internet minutes always fool me."
by Binsky September 30, 2012
Get the Internet Minutesmug. a minute full of magic:)
A.K.A Minute maid
or, a bottle of orange juice that is a prostitute selling for 5 cents
A.K.A Minute maid
or, a bottle of orange juice that is a prostitute selling for 5 cents
Hi, me 5 cents.
:):):)
:):):)
by micnat January 8, 2005
Get the minute magicmug. 
A Welsh person who claims pride over their country, often using sports events such as rugby or football to convey it, but then regressing to an Anglo-British view of Wales. This regression might be seen in their political, cultural or philosophical view of Wales. They will often have a more regional view of Wales within the UK, referring to it as "too small" or "too poor".
The 80 minutes refers to the length of a rugby match, often touted as the most "patriotic" sport in Wales, and that often support for their country ends shortly after the final whistle, essentially making their perceived Welshness irrelevant.
The 80 minutes refers to the length of a rugby match, often touted as the most "patriotic" sport in Wales, and that often support for their country ends shortly after the final whistle, essentially making their perceived Welshness irrelevant.
English person: "Yeah but Alun Cairns says that Wales is too small to be independent and he's Welsh"
Welsh person: "Yeah but he's only an 80 minute Welshman! He doesn't give a damn for Wales the rest of the time!"
Welsh person: "Yeah but he's only an 80 minute Welshman! He doesn't give a damn for Wales the rest of the time!"
by Daw'r_Wawr_Eto May 8, 2020
Get the 80 minute Welshmanmug. a term created by fucking morons that usually refers to small towns that be crossed in short amounts of time, but also means ultimately nothing at all.
THE WOKE LEFT IS PLANNING TO KILL ALL WHITE PEOPLE AND CREATE ANOTHER 15 MINUTE CITIES!!!!
no man, i think you're just schizophrenic.
no man, i think you're just schizophrenic.
by DONKFORTRESS December 9, 2023
Get the 15 minute citiesmug. Usually Is defined as the workout that makes weak men into big,juicy,musclish men.
Made of 5 sets of "who's your Daddy",5 sets of "Yes king",5 sets of "Diddy crunches"(all composed of 30 reps).
For best results it's Better to put "Ela Vila Mortal" as workout Song on loop.
Made of 5 sets of "who's your Daddy",5 sets of "Yes king",5 sets of "Diddy crunches"(all composed of 30 reps).
For best results it's Better to put "Ela Vila Mortal" as workout Song on loop.
Eno rebmun Aggin:Bro you don't look Natural what Is your secret?
Owt rebmun Aggin:Oh,I do 5×30,5 minutes a day workout
Owt rebmun Aggin:Oh,I do 5×30,5 minutes a day workout
by Truemogger January 5, 2025
Get the 5×30,5 minutes a day workoutmug. A period of time typically used in conjunction with an action performed on the Microsoft Azure platform. This can occur instantly, but in most cases will take much longer.
by kbho September 14, 2020
Get the Azure Minutemug.