Double Micromanagement

When your boss and your boss's boss both are overmanaging the same issue.

Boss's boss: "Send me the monthly report right away"
...shortly after that...
Boss: "Send me the monthly report right away"
Previously-happy-go-lucky employee: "assholes. Stop that double micromanagement"

by happy-go-lucky employee February 26, 2013

Double beanbag

When you put 2 dicks in a pussy and the pussy molds itself to fit them

Yo, she had a total double beanbag!

by Dondonwas November 03, 2016

Double Crack

To have a massive ass that is too big to be a circle so it grew a bottom layer

Dude, seriously that bitch is huge, check out that double crack!

by Yuri Gojirah October 10, 2010

Double Couple

(n.) 1.An amount equalling four.

2.Two couples.

I have a double couple of words for that guy.

Stop. The. Friggin'. Noise.

by Demorican June 12, 2010

double warm

Double Warm = Hot.

Normally used to describe attractive members of the opposite sex.

Originates from the dials on electric showers which have a single blue line for cold, a single red line for warm and a double red line for double warm/hot

Damn Becky looks amazing - she's double warm

by TheWizard1738 August 08, 2017

Double Dezzas

Short form of "double demerit points"- earned during holiday periods on the roads in Australia.

"He lost his licence because he was caught doing 40km/hr over the limit during double dezzas"

by OzzaT January 07, 2010

Double-ask

An epic fail when someone asks a question, gets an answer and re-asks. It is usually found in conversation when an idiot or stoner is involved.

Stoner 1: Hey man, what's up?
Stoner 2: Not much dude, what about you?
Stoner 1: Nothing really, you?
Stoner 2: You fail, you just double-asked. Are you stoned?

by ilovepieXD August 09, 2010