Chocolate Diamond

A shit that feels like it will never come out, but after pushing with all your might, you finally feel it come out, expecting it to be gigantic. However, upon looking at it, you are surprised to see only a small pebble that is dwarfed by the size of your usual shits.

Woah, I just had a painful chocolate diamond, but after getting it out I was surprised by how small it was after I felt a light Poseidon's Kiss.

by nabnab1305 March 6, 2016

Yellow Diamond

The Best Diamond (besides White) in the diamond authority.

epic neck lady ig

person A: omg is that Yellow Diamond

person B: yeah lol

by yelodiamnd July 8, 2021

I’m diamond 1

A phrase used to describe someone who has extreme skill in something

*Aiden bowls a strike*

Aiden: I’m diamond 1

by urbandictuser123 September 17, 2023

diamond handy

The act of your wife giving her a boyfriend a tug job while you watch epic gains on $GME from greedy hedge funds.

I was so busy watching my gain porn, I didn't even notice my wife was giving Melvin the 'ol diamond handy.

by Jdizzle30 January 30, 2021

Diamond cricket

Diamond cricket is a bitchy sport mainly women play or underdeveloped kids

Oooo lets play diamond cricket im hitting first

by Allen wilbert October 18, 2021

diamond roland

Pretty ,smart girl , that most likely take people's girlfriend. PETTY QUEEN . Dont come to her as a woman cus she'll most likely throw hands like a man . Most likely is a lebian but cant stand these bitches.Everyone thinks she has hoes , & in reality she has nobody to talk to but the people in her head. Lonely ass Lil girl.

Diamond Roland needs her followers up so follow her on Snapchat @Peachdiamond1 .

by Noneofyourbusinesshoe March 14, 2017

diamond hotel & resort

Diamond Hotel & Resort is a great hotel that makes you feel like you're home! It is a family friendly hotel on Roblox and if you ask me, I think it is an amazing hotel! It has lots of things that you can do. If you were to join their group, they would treat you like royalty! Just ask one of our customers!
Owner: What do you think of Diamond Hotel & Resort?
Customer: It's a great hotel! I get a ton of sleep and their beach is beautiful! I recommend to go there.

So how about you stop on by to get some ice cream and relax with everyone. And always remember this. Diamond Hotel & Resort is where every diamond shines.

"Oh my gosh Billy, it's Diamond Hotel & Resort! We gotta go there before all the rooms are booked!"

by Fabianaloza August 17, 2017