X Æ A-12

X: Greek letter "Chi", pronounced "Ki"
Æ: Pronounced "Ai"
A-12: 12th letter of the alphabet, "L"
It's pronounced "Kyle" (Ki-Ai-L)

Bully: "Let's pick on X Æ A-12!"
X Æ A-12: "No, thank you."

by Mike Oxhard 69 May 6, 2020

12 inch dick

The mythical size of a normal males dick.

CHAT ROOM 1

Chatter 1
"i have a 12 inch dick !"

Chatter 2
"thats like a unicorn!"

Chatter 1
"what do you mean?"

Chatter 2
"it doesn't exist"

12 inch dick

by TO YODA MYTHICAL I AM. September 30, 2010

V-12 nut

To have sex in a very short length of time.
To ejaculate quickly.

" Alicia let me fuck in the bathroom at the party. I had a V-12 nut that only took 2 minutes."

by Bo Factz October 17, 2014

Sex story 12

Mason invited his bsf over, Olivia to netflix and chill. She wore leggings and a tank top. He was staring at her ass and tits. Olivia noticed and put on a scary movie and sat in his lap. He was bricked hard. She then took of her tank top revealing her breasts. She then dry fucked him, riding him slowly. She moaned quietly. “You like that?” She asked. Eventually they stripped off their clothes. Mason rammed two fingers up Olivia pussy. She moaned. “Yes Mason do it to me!” He then licked it. She then got on top of him and rode him. Her pussy was so wet. “God Olivia your so fucking good!” “Harder Daddy” He grinned at that comment. “AWHH IN CUMMING!!!” She came all over him.

She got on her hands and knees. Mason stuck his nine inch dick in her. She was so tight. “God your big! Mhmmm—“ “Faster daddy!” he followed. “Your so tight..” She yelped as he pounded her thick juicy ass. “awhhhh god!!” “GOD IM GONNA CUM!! AWHHHH!!!” She screamed and he hit her g-spot. She didnt know what to yell but she yelled. “FU-FUCKK!! FASTER ROCK MY NIGHT DADDY!” He then POUNDED her. they both screamed as they came. God olivia your hot

that sex story 12 was good!

by messi fan 1030 July 23, 2023

Penis-at-12 syndrome

A 5-alpha reductase deficiency at birth causes ambiguous to female-type external genitalia. The male has undescended testes. The deficiency essentially prevents testosterone from becoming dihydrotestosterone (DHT). Now the penis-at-12 syndrom itself occurs around puberty when the high levels of testosterone overcome the requirement of DHT...the clitoris enlarges, alas, "penis-at-12".

Damn, I'm sure glad I don't have penis-at-12 syndrome.

by eleven April 27, 2003

12 Hour Rule

The 12 Hour Rule applies to any sporting event where the male athlete(s) jack off exactly 12 hours before their competition. It is proven to raise testosterone levels and enhance performance for any sport.

It is important to not mastrubate too close to your competition, as this will not allow for enough time for your body to restore its testosterone supply. Too early, however, and it will have no effect on your performance.
It is not yet proven if this works on females yet. If anybody would like to test and contribute, be my guest.

Coach: "Okay guys, big race tomorrow. Everybody go home, eat a healthy dinner, and follow the 12 hour rule."

by pikalord November 7, 2010

12 O'Clock Blinker

Someone who is so inept of technical knowledge that all clocks in his or her house blink 12:00 constantly. (VCR, Microwave, etc.)

That 12 O'Clock Blinker couldn't figure out how to make toast let alone reboot her computer.

by Ed Shusky January 9, 2006