shake n’ wake

In the early morning hours you shake your mans cock resulting in him waking up for a pleasant surprise. It’s always a great way to start his day with a shake n’ wake.

My boy Dave had the best day ever when his girl Steph rolled over at the crack ass of dawn and grabbed him by the cock. She began shakin’ his dick so hard it woke him up with a nice jerkoff session, and then he jizzed on her face. A classic shake n’ wake.

by spideyskin May 9, 2021

shrug n' tug

An unenthusiastic handjob.

My wife gave me the ol' shrug n' tug for my birthday.

by The Donut Fairy April 12, 2017

Bump n' Scroll

The act of scrolling through a social network on one's phone, with loud music of choice playing in the background through a nearby speaker.

An act often performed by a group of multiple people, either in an automobile or basement of a house.

John was 8 mintues late to practice, his daily bump n' scroll in the parking lot took much too long.
"Hey dudes, let's go get high as fuck and bump n' scroll.

by BrooksyDeChambeau June 9, 2015

rabinator (n)

Due to the long working hours in the 21st Century, these devices became the sole means of creating and supporting baby rabs.

Stick another sperm in the rabinator.

Time for the rabinator.

My rabinator needs renewing.

by a guess June 4, 2004

Rail 'N' Bail

To have sex with and then promptly leave a random girl. Usually preceded by the term "the ol'."

"So I we did it and I left before she woke up the next morning."

"Ah, the ol' rail 'n' bail?"

by PlugUglyPaddy December 28, 2005

Shake n' Bake

Smoking marijuana in the cold.

Merry Christmas, let's go outside to shake n' bake.

by Mikeyramone74 December 27, 2009

Chirp N' Yurp

When one contacts a female just for the sake of having sexual interactions with them. In most cases, the male is the only one who receives any benefit.

I called up Jessica last night for an easy nut. She obliged.

I've got all these girls on speed dial for a quick chirp n' yurp.

by Dylan Fawcedaddy September 21, 2011