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Bird Win

A pointless win when a sports team is already eliminated from playoff contention. The win sabotages the teams’ draft position the following year. The term is typical used during the course of a Detroit Lions season.
Ryan: I really hope the lions win the last game of the year so that they don’t go winless this year.

Person 1: You realize the Lions won’t get the first overall pick if they win this game right? It would be a Bird Win.

Ryan: Yeah I know. You always want to win even if you’re already eliminated from the playoffs.

Person 1: 🤦 ♂️ #BirdWin
by Mluke November 24, 2021
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Nah, i'd win

A stupid fucking catchphrase from Satoru Gojo until he got killed and turned the jujutsu kaisen fandom into shit
Dumbass: Nah, i'd win
Sane human being: Stfu
by thehonoredone January 10, 2024
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Bi-Winning

A disorder that causes you to get fired from your hit TV sitcom, start sleeping with porn stars and become addicted to cocaine.

A.K.A. Charlie Sheen-itus
Are you bi-polar?
no, but i am bi-winning.
by themotoboy April 2, 2011
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win a go4

A sentence used to ego someone in Rainbow Six Siege. Referring to the old tournaments called “Go4.” Saying that they haven’t won one so they are trash randoms.
Be like Lvikn and win a Go4 random
by Lvikn December 15, 2022
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bi-winning

When you win here and you win there; also, if you're Charlie Sheen
Charlie Sheen is not bi-polar, he's BI-WINNING. He wins here, wins there, and wins everywhere.
by Drake Petra March 25, 2011
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WIN

"Captain, we've struck an iceberg. The ship's sinking and we're all going to die, even Kate Winslet!"

(Pause for draw on pipe and thoughtful gaze into middle distance)

"Well I Never"
by CycleMichael December 10, 2012
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