The quality of having a face similar to that of a Russian villager. Synonymous with homely and haggard, suggesting familiarity with farming practices.
Sveta thinks the girl at the corner of the table has village face and is unlikely to ever get married
by OhNoPotato August 12, 2016
Get the village facemug. The act of inadvertently providing your physical location to law enforcement, stalkers, and all uninterested parties by way of Facebook. Often done in an effort to appear urbane and worldly, this affliction usually occurs when Facebook addiction has taken hold.
"I'm just stopping for a quick latte at the first original Starbucks on State and Main."!!! :) was the last post submitted by Mary Brown before the armed stalker entered and ended her brief but eloquent life. Police officials are warning the public of the consequences of constant face mapping which has resulted in an 10% increase in assaults and homicides.
Also:
"Dude, where's your car?"
"I got the boot for all those unpaid tickets!!"
"Man, I warned you about your constant face mapping."
Also:
"Dude, where's your car?"
"I got the boot for all those unpaid tickets!!"
"Man, I warned you about your constant face mapping."
by rankled up July 21, 2009
Get the face mappingmug. by Bigboi099 March 7, 2022
Get the Big ass tittie facemug. by The23rd May 27, 2020
Get the Sucking facemug. To drunk
by Isrightkev July 29, 2016
Get the beyond shit facedmug. She begged for an la face creme
by Rickybobby123456789 August 14, 2022
Get the La face crememug. by therealblairwaldorf July 14, 2016
Get the cupcake facemug.