A person whose sexual performance is so unimaginative and dull that it makes "vanilla" seem adventurous in comparison. Derived from Tonka bean, a substitute for vanilla, the term implies an even more watered-down, flavorless version of an already mild experience. A Tonka Cock takes no risks, avoids any deviation from the absolute basics, and turns even the most passionate encounters into a sleep-inducing routine.
"Man, last night with Roy really wasn’t as exciting as I thought."
"Yeah, I told you, he’s a total Tonka Cock."
"Yeah, I told you, he’s a total Tonka Cock."
by jellyplane March 3, 2025
Get the Tonka Cockmug. when you and your homie are playing tag with you cock and to tag them you have to fuck them in the ass
by Evan Roten December 6, 2019
Get the cock tagmug. 
The implement/instrument used by someone holding the official capacity of a 'shagger'
Enjoys the company of many woman, often taking part in alot of buggering and nighttime shananigans
Enjoys the company of many woman, often taking part in alot of buggering and nighttime shananigans
by The angry badger October 28, 2019
Get the Shaggers Cockmug. A drink that is manufactured, distributed, and consumed primarily for the temporary increase in penis potency and size. This substance is reddish in color, and is always adorned with a heart shape froth layer to remind you of how much smashing you will partake in after consumption. Management has since labeled this a class 2 drug, so don't get caught with your pants down when cracking a cold one with the boys.
by gl;on May 4, 2021
Get the Red Cock Blastermug. 