National throw your table day

On June 20th you grab a table and yeet it at 12:00

Tom:I’m gonna throw a table

Teacher:your not aloud to do that in class

Tom:did you know it’s National throw your table day today

Teacher:oh shit here we go again

by Appledotm June 8, 2022

national kaileena day

National Kaileena day is held on June 5th, you are only allowed to celebrate HER. if it’s your birthday? sucks. it’s only kaileenas.

mom: “happy birthday son!”
son “it’s not my birthday anymore, it’s national kaileena day!!”

by reeehehehehhe August 1, 2023

National Fluffu Day

On every 28th January, we celebrate the National Fluffu Day by wearing the "southpaw" outfit on the popular game called "Fortnite".

Fluffu is a well known biggest southpaw fan out there and people gather as a community to celebrate their special day!

"Happy National Fluffu Day!" "It's National Fluffu Day!" "When's the National Fluffu Day?"

by Aka, Aoi and Idle April 27, 2023

National Hug Day

December 10th, hug your boyfriend/girlfriend and make sure you know that they are the best person and the world.

Bf:”*randomly hugs gf*”
Gf:”what are you doing...”?

Bf:”Its December 11th”!
Gf:”oh...yeah forgot December 11th was National Hug Day.”

by I’m desperate December 9, 2019

National Rendaddy Day

April 19
Day of everyone’s favorite daddy, Rendaddy.

Holy shit look it a wild rendaddy! Be my cinnamon apple and acceot these booty pics on national rendaddy day

by Ticklemygooch03 May 27, 2018

National love your girlfriend day

All you need to do is give you girlfriend attention when she wants it or just stare at her because why not

National love your girlfriend day is about loving her and doing what she pleases

by Baja I January 11, 2022

National give head to a black girl day

To a black girl near you…. Give her some head why don’t ya
For a good cause to make her feel love and appreciated

National give head to a black girl day
Arrington: Do you say BLM? ✊🏾

Person: 👩🏾 🦱
Person2 : 💆🏾 ♀️👩 ❤️ 💋 👩👩 ❤️ 💋 👨

by suckyuhm0dda October 27, 2021