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Wide Faced Wilson

Sharing it's name with a 1990's tennis racquet, the Wide Faced Wilsonis a specific maneuver that requires a man, while receiving a blowjob, to also place his scrotum in the mouth of the said "blower". It is important to note that the scrotum is NOT REPLACING the penis inside the mouthTeabagging, but rather it is inserted additionally. This typically results in the "blower's" cheeks, jaw and lower face in general, to appear full and wide.
My new girlfriend's face looked like that of a chipmunk when she let me give her a Wide Faced Wilson the other night!
by LonnieListache April 18, 2018
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Exercising Bastard Face

The look of red-faced, constipated anger that appears on normally quite quiet and placid people when exercising or playing sports.
Mrs Jones: Never you mind our Vinnie, Mavis. He’s like a little teddy bear off the pitch, that’s just his exercising bastard face.
by Fouloldron November 10, 2022
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halloween cake face

the term 'Halloween cake face' refers to a woman that wears a lot of make up. In particular orange looking foundation with bright lipstick and lots of eye shadow.
oh my god look at her makeup, Halloween cake face...
by Scottish edgit May 30, 2018
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shit faced

completely fucking dead, as in tired enough to choke on your own spit and willingly give up to be able to sleep right then and there
person: bro im so fucking shit faced im gonna collapse
bro: yeah person im literally not able to move my hands
person: bro *chokes on spit* im dead
by teurthrons January 12, 2023
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Stupid Face World

When you are in the act of exposing your stupid face to the world.
“Hey, Stupid Face World...You nearly hit my car; watch out!”
by AmazeMe77 June 19, 2021
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resting Melania face

Only the most serious condition of resting bitch face possible; the superlative of when a person, usually a girl, who naturally looks mean when her face is expressionless, without meaning to.
Karen, Jane and Christina all suffer from resting bitch face, but only Karen wins the prize of resting Melania face.
by Sun Chaser January 19, 2021
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