When your posture is so fucking bad you more closely resemble a shrimp with scoliosis than a human being (removes several inches off height)
by live laugh yarn December 27, 2022
Get the scoliotic shrimp syndrome mug.The inability to pull women.
Derived from the Sea Turtle in Sherman's Lagoon.
"Damn man, when was the last time you touched a woman? And don't mention the time when you accidentally ate someone's hair at a restaurant"
"Damn man, you gotta get off of Reddit, maybe stand outside for a little bit so you don't look like a vampire. Maybe shower up, wash off the cheeto dust covering your body"
"Damn man, I swear I haven't seen a woman in a hot minute. I swear to god I have the same problem as Fillmore from Sherman's Lagoon! Except in my case, I swear the women must all have diving gear cause they probably crawl into lakes and oceans when they know I'm coming near them!"
Derived from the Sea Turtle in Sherman's Lagoon.
"Damn man, when was the last time you touched a woman? And don't mention the time when you accidentally ate someone's hair at a restaurant"
"Damn man, you gotta get off of Reddit, maybe stand outside for a little bit so you don't look like a vampire. Maybe shower up, wash off the cheeto dust covering your body"
"Damn man, I swear I haven't seen a woman in a hot minute. I swear to god I have the same problem as Fillmore from Sherman's Lagoon! Except in my case, I swear the women must all have diving gear cause they probably crawl into lakes and oceans when they know I'm coming near them!"
After typing his several-page-long essay rant comment under a youtube video documentary about Elliot Rodgers, Bob exhibited a significant number of traits indicating his chronic struggle with Fillmore Syndrome.
After being diagnosed with "Fillmore's Syndrome" by Reddit trolls, the OP realized that his excessive simping habits did not indicate any possibility of him attaining a partner.
After being diagnosed with "Fillmore's Syndrome" by Reddit trolls, the OP realized that his excessive simping habits did not indicate any possibility of him attaining a partner.
by MickeytheChildhoodRuiner December 28, 2022
Get the Fillmore's Syndrome mug.A brown ( Indian / Pakistani / Bangladeshi) origin or decent girl on a dating site looking for marriage. The girl will start chatting and then make it known that she has marriage in her mind or will unmatch when the guy states her isn't on the site to look for a bride This is very typical of girls of South Asian descent.
by TheBrownGuyAnon December 30, 2022
Get the brown girl syndrome mug.Bobs family told him the wedding started at 4 pm when it actually started at 5 , because they knew Bob suffered from Torpidus Dilatory Syndrome (TDS)
by Trevor Smafs December 31, 2022
Get the torpidus Dilatory Syndrome (TDS) mug.Lovelock syndrome is a fictional illness for a person stuck feeling a strong amount of love or infatuation for a person/thing for a long period of time and can't seem to move on from the emotion
by popcornhatingcat January 5, 2023
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Get the Dropsy heart syndrome mug.The inability to take a poop with your shirt on.
The uncontrollable urge to remove your shirt while pooping.
The uncontrollable urge to remove your shirt while pooping.
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