cock sucker thunder cunt

a strong insult that will leave the insultee so shocked he/she will start pissing his/her pants

- was ranked the top most offensive phrases
- sounds like what aristocrats would use on peasants

'Shut the fuck up you cock sucker thunder cunt.' Bobby chided his sister, Mary.

Mary was left speechless and she starts pissing her pants.

Bobby went to lick her piss.

by chickenmcnuggets6968 February 7, 2023

Cock Weasel

A person, generally female, who knows their way around a cock.

Dude, I slept with Jessica last night and she was flexible like a damn cock weasel!

by Coked Up Hamster December 3, 2020

Callous Cock

A man who has a rough shaft or foreskin from overuse rubbing from constant fornication in the past.

Jenny says she always needs lubrication because her boyfriend has a callous Cock.

by Jackrabbitslim69 March 22, 2022

Cock wobbled

An item that is out of position, out of place or broken, sideways, crooked, just not right

That part were never work or fit in there it's all cock wobbled...

by PB W2 February 7, 2017

cock swap

The act of cumming in someones mouth then spitting it onto someone elses cock

Josh: Yo Tim wanna cock swap with Amelia
Tim: Sure

by HandyMan12388 May 16, 2018

COCK SWIPER

This is a person (friend or foe) who loves dick or sex so much. That when going out with friends or at a party, as soon as the opportunity arises they'll make it known to guys they just meet that their down to fuck. They'll hold on and secure the first male who shows they are willing to fuck to guarantee they're getting dick before the night is over. They are likely to do this multiple times in a night to increase the chances that they won't go home without getting laid. The more dick the better is how the cock swiper mind works. What makes a cock swiper special is, no matter the occasion or situation they ll will exhibit this behavior. Example, a group of friends are going out to cheer up one of there friends who just got out a bad relationship. The plan is to get this friend laid so they can feel better and move on. Well if a cock swiper is in the group, the cock swiper will say they're there to help the lonely friend. However the second they walk into the club. The cock swiper is doing everything possible to get all the attention from the males. Making the mission and reason for going out harder for the heart broken friend looking to move on.

I love her but we all know Missy is a cock swiper. If we invite her this time, we'll never find Jill a man.

by Paul Pickle November 27, 2021

Cock Knuckle

When you're fucking your bitch and when she goes to sit back on that dick and then it snaps and the area where it snaps forms a hard tight knot and causes your dick to have a permanent bend in it.

"Dude, that bitch threw that ass back so hard, she gave me a cock knuckle."

by BigDiddyWillie May 23, 2018