by trauma kilo July 11, 2016

Sexual intercourse in a position where receiver is taking it from behind but slightly turned to one side, meanwhile giver has one foot placed upon the takers face
"I face planted this chick last night. She has a nice rug burn on her cheek"
"Are you a right footer or a left footer when you face plant your girlfriend?"
"Are you a right footer or a left footer when you face plant your girlfriend?"
by Angry Dragon 513 April 8, 2019

An exclamation of disgust. Used specifically to elicit the visual of someone preforming fellatio on a person who currently has a colostomy bag.
“I’m going to bang you in the face with a shitbag”
“Well, Bang me in the face with a shitbag, that sucks.”
“Woke up this morning feeling like I got banged in the face with a shitbag”
“Well, Bang me in the face with a shitbag, that sucks.”
“Woke up this morning feeling like I got banged in the face with a shitbag”
by Lil hed February 24, 2025

by jill hats January 4, 2009

When you're at work... and you wonder how other people are SO stupid. You officially give the "Chris Facepalm." Meaning, you lower your head, put your hand on your forehead, cuss a few times and say "What in THE fook."
by MP is here June 20, 2022

A fart face is a devious do'er, a stinky winky, a poo head, a doo doo dweller, a pee pee pickle, a tushy tickler, and a super smelly.
by dimaislazy November 27, 2022

by Heyyy Joe June 23, 2021
