National Grab dick day

Today's the you girls go get the the guys when they're off guard

Watch out guys

"Did you just grab my dick?"

"Yea i did and that's cuz it's national grab dick day"

by Bigg fagg April 12, 2019

National Ranch Day

April 20th is the day where you get some friends and you all--as a symbolic gesture of your unity and friendship--drink a bottle of ranch together.

Person 1: Happy National Ranch Day!
Person 2: You too! Time for some ranch!!!
Person 3: Ranch up!

by Benardo Fernardo May 27, 2018

National oboa day

This day will be the best day of your life. You can make your gf (or not gf) to oboa your tool.

The National oboa day started at october 2. You have 24 hours to make your dream come true.

by Boahj November 19, 2021

Heng-nation

A cool guy named Heng, who is asian. Can only be used if he is wearing glasses. Heng-nation gets a lot of attention from girls.

Is that Heng-nation over there with the glasses?

by Davidmanden October 11, 2022

National boobs tuesday

National boobs Tuesday is the day once a week where the lover of a man must send one picture of her breasts this day has been celebrated since Trump left office

National boobs Tuesday is coming I can't wait

by Illusionist7546 November 28, 2023

National apology day

For the people who messed up ending friendships or relationships, its time to think and owe that special person an apology.

Yo bro im sorry for how things ended between us and I wanna make it up to u. Today was National apology day and its just the time for me to think about u...

by 3 point mane January 29, 2021

National Titty Pic Day

National holiday. May 4th. May I please have a titty pic 😉

May I have a pic of them titties for National Titty Pic Day.

by Coop Deville May 4, 2022