Frozen hot dog spill
A disastrously awkward sexual encounter where expectations are high, but performance is... unexpectedly cold, brief, and slippery—leaving all parties confused, mildly disappointed, and questioning their life choices.
A disastrously awkward sexual encounter where expectations are high, but performance is... unexpectedly cold, brief, and slippery—leaving all parties confused, mildly disappointed, and questioning their life choices.
"I finally got him back to my place and things were heating up, but then he fumbled with the condom, knocked over my lube, and apologized twice. Total frozen hot dog spill.”
by B0bbyKnuckl3s August 1, 2025
Get the Frozen Hot Dog Spillmug. 
Where a male who is initially scared of dogs overcomes his fears in attempt to impress and woo a woman.
by dogbre123 May 18, 2022
Get the Dog bremug. by phreezi January 27, 2021
Get the dog watermug. To mentaly categorize someone as a 'dog' whilst verbaly leading them to think of them self's as the complete opposite
Girl: "hey babe do you want to come to the servo with me"?
Boy: "nah I'll just wait here for you"
Girl: (sigh) "ok ill just go by myself then" ("thinks to self:"ok I'll just go by myself then Dog" )
Girl tells friends on way to servo: " see that look I gave him full put him on the mind dog"
Boy: "nah I'll just wait here for you"
Girl: (sigh) "ok ill just go by myself then" ("thinks to self:"ok I'll just go by myself then Dog" )
Girl tells friends on way to servo: " see that look I gave him full put him on the mind dog"
by moremagicthanharry October 10, 2014
Get the mind dogmug.