Shawn Face

What people have when you look like your name is Shawn

You are a Shawn if you have a Shawn face

That's the persons name

I know they have a Shawn face

by Boogereater69 November 25, 2024

turtle face mushroom-head

Someone you feel is the finest piece of ass on this planet. The most gorgeous girl in the world. Not a 10, 20, 100. This is the Dime of Dimes I’m talking about. Whatever you see when you close your eyes and think of perfection. This bitch is it!!

Turtle face mushroom-head

Paul: Hey mayne, you know that Melissa chick?

Greg: ...The one that be with that Giuseppe cat?

Paul: Yeah, yeah.. that broad is a total turtle face mushroom-head. Feeeewwwww-wwwweeeee

Tommy: You see that, turtle face mushroom-head. Phew. Almost made my lung collapse for real.

by The Real RopeJump December 25, 2018

pastey faced fucker

someone who is so white its annoying.its not racist tho

You:look at that pastey faced fucker heas so white he is reflecting the sun into my eyes.go get a tan some colour .. ..lol......damn pastey faced fucker

by real phrases January 11, 2014

monkey face piece of shit

Dude that has too many plastic bottles.

Why do you have so many plastic bottles, you monkey face piece of shit?

by Fpicard September 27, 2013

wisto face

a skinny elongated face with a mouth that is thin, and round and curves up at the corners

.1)Molly Sims- a pretty version
.2)The "Thin Man" in "Charlie's Angel's"-ugly version

by wama mama March 3, 2004

Resting pleasant face

Smiling while thinking smug thoughts

She sat silently while staring into the great blue yonder with a resting pleasant face as she plotted her sweet revenge.

by Loween18 March 9, 2017

Double-Faced Entendre

Somebody with two completely different personalities, hiding the bad from the public.

She was a Double-Faced Entendre, I felt controlled and emotionally abused.

by krqus June 25, 2021