The uncommon phenomena (predominantly a male occurrence) of standing to go piss but then realizing you have to shit. This occurrence is even more rare when one is seated to shit but upon completion a realization is made that a standing piss is necessary.
"Bro, whut took u soo long?"
"Yo, I thought I just needed to piss but it turned into a toilet about face."
"Yo, I thought I just needed to piss but it turned into a toilet about face."
by Oldskooled April 26, 2022
When a girl from the Tile Hill region smokes too much in their young teens and are destined to end up having the face of Sarah Harding from Girls Aloud.
The Tile Hill Face: Eg. Of course the girl sitting on the back of the bus is a Tile Hill face, so mainstream, I didn't ask to see that today!
by Shoeham August 07, 2017
A man or woman with a thick beard ressembling pubic hair n a fat upper pussy areas that looks like its trying to take over the world
Becky won the trailer park beauty contest. She was the obvious winner with her sweet beard n gunt hanging out that pube faced fupa monster
by Dirty Mike n the boys October 15, 2017
Opposite of a jerky face
Steak is the best kind of meat, best compliment you can receive. Being a fantastic person.
Steak is the best kind of meat, best compliment you can receive. Being a fantastic person.
by trucksmagee December 12, 2019
by Fred Bigley May 24, 2018
noodle face is a situation where you ate tons of simple carbs and salt causing your face to puff up.
by @mrkulci October 16, 2020
a look that expresses both that you don’t care and that you do care, a little, when the truth of the matter is that you don’t care at all
by ximefrg June 30, 2024