Brain Cell Deficiency Syndrome

When someone acts so stupid, it’s like they have a lack of brain cells in their heads.

People with BCDS typically post nonsense on Twitter and Reddit, and think the moon landing was faked.

Conspiracy theorist: the earth is flat!
Me: the earth is round, dude, you’re suffering from a case of Brain Cell Deficiency Syndrome.

by GeosWorld April 23, 2023

Alexander syndrome

You worked with a colleague for a while and changed position. But you can't accept to stop communication with them.

Oh he keeps talking about his ex colleague he must have Alexander syndrome

by Waarommoetikditkiezen April 24, 2023

Dong Quixote syndrome

Searching high and low for some form or another of malfeasance that doesn't exist.

Nicholas went to the party, not to have fun or a good time but to look for any trace of oppression. He truly suffers from Dong Quixote syndrome.

by BigJD3 April 25, 2023

white nose syndrome

White-nose syndrome (WNS) is a disease that affects hibernating bats and is caused by an invasive, cold-loving fungus (Pseudogymnoascus destructans). The fungus grows on bats' skin, disturbing their hibernation and resulting in dehydration, starvation and often death.

Millions of bats died from White Nose Syndrome.

by mr man the science man April 26, 2023

Pyro Syndrome

When you're a white, straight male but people confuse you with a lesbian female.

Jeff suffers from Pyro Syndrome since everyone things he's a lesbian.

by Mostwanted2k April 27, 2023

White Boy Syndrome

When white boys idolize the token white guy in predominantly black subcultures and scenes, especially hip hop and basketball.

Dude, Larry Bird is not the best player of all time— I think you got White Boy Syndrome!

by theonlykfc April 28, 2023

Lalaloopsy syndrome

A genetic syndrome that makes people gay, childish and stupid

Hey man why is that Elif girl acting like that? She has been ignoring all my rizz!
- Leave her alone man I heard she got Lalaloopsy Syndrome

by nietberkay April 28, 2023