Peng syndrome

an unfortunate mental condition in which sufferers experience the following: heavy denial, hoarding, terrorizing children and pets(defenseless things in general), and speaking incomprehensible words to every human unfortunate enough to come within a 4ft radius with those who are inflicted; being everything a "peng" is in the worst conceivable way

1) Tim, dont speak to that small asian man. he might have Peng syndrome
2) There is no cure for Peng syndrome. The only escape is to perish.

by Calipeen October 24, 2020

Area Derangement Syndrome

An effect where people think that a country, state, province, city, or any other sort of area are far better / worse than they actually are.

Jimmy : Hey guys this part of our city is such a nice place!
John : No it isn't...
Jimmy : YEAH IT IS
John : But people get constantly robbed, shot and raped over there...
Jimmy : THATS A FALSE STATISTIC!
John : Calm it down with your Area Derangement Syndrome

by SRPGShadow June 07, 2018

Nagster syndrome

A syndrome that makes you bullying people without being aware of it.

By shouting NKAI poggers gives you a temporary resistance against this.

Person1: Hi can you help me?
Person2: No f*** off.
Person1: why are you so mean..
Person2: Oh no.. nagster syndrome
Person2: NKAI poggers

by Naster123 May 25, 2018

Heard Derangement Syndrome

"Heard Derangement Syndrome (HDS) is a mental condition in which a person has been driven effectively insane due to their dislike of Amber Heard, to the point at which they will abandon all logic and reason."

Depp fanatics are so consumed by their Heard Derangement Syndrome (HDS) that they don’t stop talking about Amber Heard.

by IStandWithAmberHeard June 22, 2022

Stockel Syndrome

Occurs when non-victims develop extreme negative feelings toward a person even though they have the freedom to keep at a distance or even avoid altogether.

Eddie: "What is Glen's problem? He seems miserable every time it's Moose's turn to pick."
Tony: "It's not Moose, it's the other guy drafting in the 9th spot that Glenn can't stand to listen to."
Eddie: "No 2 ways... he must have that Stockel Syndrome..."

by BTT431 September 09, 2021

Slideshow Syndrome

When you're playing a shitty game with shitty friends and your computer decides to make your frame rate the same as a slideshow presentation.

Oh fuck, I'm having slideshow syndrome again. Better restart my computer.

by random.brawl.player August 31, 2022

Toby Keith Syndrome

Toby Keith Syndrome is a dangerous condition in which an out of shape individual recognizes that he is not as good as he once was, but sets out to prove that he is as good once as he ever was. This syndrome offen results in orthopedic injuries. The condition is more commonly seen on weekends, holidays, and surrounding the timing of major sports balls events.

Did you hear the Colonel blew out his knee? These war games are spreading Toby Keith Syndrome!

by Nopenotadoctor February 07, 2025