National fuck your dog day

On March 2nd you can fuck your own dog! legally!

Hey alec remember when you dreamed fucking your dog? Well now you can! On National fuck your dog day!

by AlecIsHot March 2, 2023

Horn dog

When someone is consistently asking for nude and or inappropriate pictures usually on Snapchat. Most commonly boys aged 13-18 will be called a horn dog because of there constant demand for nude pictures

He is a horn dog, he asked me for nudes

by Nelly1345 July 1, 2018

Floofy the dog

A synonym for happiness

Floofy the dog made my day

by RmationYT August 25, 2021

Hades dog

A very cute dog that is loved by all.

Your dog is so Hades dog!
Thank you so much!

by Hades dog February 10, 2024

Dog

I a very tasty treat, mostly eaten by Asians when they have no more food, they throw the dog in the oven to make ramen. Can be eaten any time of the day, breakfast, lunch, or dinner. Dog taste good

-Hello honeeeeey how worked to daayee, oh it was good did you make the dog, I so hungry
-HEY DID YOU COOK THE DOG, what dog, oh that dog I already ate it, WHAT!?

by ass at fish market March 17, 2022

Dog pound

A ruff orgy of four or more dogs.

Dog owner 1: Dude, I always knew my cousin was a weirdo.
Dog owner 2: Why?
Dog owner 1: I caught him filming a dog pound with my dogs, dick in hand.
Dog owner 2: Ew, gross.

by Throwaway11 August 21, 2017

Straw Dog

Straw Dogs were used in Ancient China for ceremonies and once said ceremonies ended, were thrown away after their purpose was fulfilled. So, a Straw Dog would be someone who only serves to be used and is then forgotten or discarded. Not to be confused with Straw Man

Person A: I am a terrible person
Person B: Wow! Can I help?
Person A: I really don't care.
(In this scenario, person B would be a straw dog as they are being used with complete disregard. They are a straw dog.)

by Fr*nce hater January 6, 2024