national slap an orphan day

slap an orphan with only good results

i slapped an orphan on national slap an orphan day

by therapist.the.rapist December 11, 2023

National hold hands day

On April 12 you hold hands with your boyfriend/girlfriend

Billy:let’s hold hands
Sussy:k
national hold hands day

by Kisa ghoneit April 11, 2019

National Pack Inzaghi Day

Today is the day we’re there is a 9/10 chance that you will pack Filippo Inzaghi out of any Icon pack you open on Fifa. Today also brings good luck in FUT friendlies but if you play Champs, unlucky.

Nahhhh EA why Inzaghi, I sweated to get that pack and you go and give me him!!! Nah screw it, it’s defo International Pack Inzaghi Day isn’t it

by VAR sucks January 8, 2021

national broken table appreciation day

its self explanatory. its national broken table day 🤷🏼

"Bro did you hear, today is National Broken Table Appreciation Day!"

by Stacy McKeen March 9, 2020

National Punch Your Girlfriend Day

On November 7th, you have permission to punch your girlfriend

Boy:*punches his girlfriend*
Girl: oof that hurts you ar domestic abuser
Boy: NO IT'S NATIONAL PUNCH YOUR GIRLFRIEND DAY!!
Girl: Oh okay then!!!

by Majmun November 7, 2022

National Skirt Day

National skirt day is celebrated November 16th and is a worldwide holiday where everyone wears a skirt, including males.

Tomorrow is National Skirt Day! what skirt are you wearing?

by Psychies November 3, 2022

National Armpit day

National Armpit day is the day where you tackle your partner’s armpit hair to show them you love them.

Susan: Its National Armpit Day!

Bob: Get the hell outta here

by kalythebanana March 8, 2023