Dog

an animal that always wants attention and will put their butthole on you no matter what you say
a man's best friend

fluffy
soft
mean
pee and poo on the floor

my dog likes to sit in the window and stare into the soul of a poor person
my dog will eat me when I die

by wertyuioasdfghjkzxcvbnm,qwerty June 16, 2021

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Get the Dogmug.

What the dog doin'?

A mystery that has yet to be solved by the brightest heads of humanity.

That is if it shall ever be solved.

So the question indeed remains :"What is the Dog doing?"

Give me some of those mints...oh yeah me too..oh yeah .cool .....what the dog doin'?
-when someone hase mints in school.

by Redos (make up your own name!) January 1, 2022

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Get the What the dog doin'?mug.

The act of inserting a straw down ones urethra, preferably a male, then proceeding to use it as a funnel to insert crushed chili down the shaft
(in my experience, most funnels are too big, but you can go all out since it’s chili you moron)

that’s some big dick energy if you decide to make a Chili Dog then fuck a girl

by whipdabatrondidurmom April 19, 2019

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