Cruz face

The face you make when ramming a dildo up your ass/cooch a little too vigorously.

I was having anal with my lady and she was making every cruz face. It was like watching the presidential debates.

by Saskatchewan dirt June 10, 2016

skeeted on your face

when you see a midget in the hallway, you say this

Get out of my house faggot!! Skeeted on your face!

by ejejndn September 27, 2019

Bloody smiley face

When u girl is on her period after sex pull out and draw a smiley face on her stomach with your penis

Ya dawg last night I did the bloody smiley face on my girl last night cuz she been quite bitchy lately

by Me. Cock catapult September 18, 2020

:> face

One of the cutest facial expressions Louis Tomlinson does!

Friend: Omg did you see the new selfie Louis posted?!
Me: Yeah, you mean the one with :> face?

by iCuddleLarry February 17, 2021

bitch face

a bitch with a face

bitch face bitch don't even know what's crackin

by summer_ass_cheese August 11, 2022

Face full of web

Going down on a woman with 70'some bush

I thought that chick was hot, but she must have been a hippie or something because I ended up with a face full of web.

by FluffyBob September 17, 2016

I once saw the face of God

A poem meme that evokes strong feelings of dorcelessness.

I once saw the face of God. A vast and sudden silence among the noisy heavens.

That evening I dreamt I listened to one side of a conversation I should not have overheard.

I do not watch the stars any more.

I do not look up.

by ComputerWorld March 29, 2024