German mud wizard

You have anal sex with someone and cover your penis in shit and then you pull out before your going to cum and finish on there face

Oh my god they did the German mud wizard

by Luciepoo February 27, 2023

Wizard Day

February 10th. A holistic holiday that celebrates wizards and wizard lovers alike. Common celebrations include brewing potions with the lads, treating familiars to a nice supper, and putting on the finest robes and caps.

It's February 10th; Happy Wizard Day, my friend!

by crypto creature February 11, 2025

wizard head

When the head is so good it feels like it's from a wizard.

Yeah bro, Makenzie gave me wizard head last night it was crazy, best head I ever had.

by Wizard head March 01, 2017

wizards jordan

when a something falls off or isn’t as good as it once was; usually referring to a woman

yeah i used to like her a lot bro but now she’s wizards jordan

by busscboy June 17, 2024

Dick Wizard

That one bitch that will go out of her way to get her friends dick

“Hey bitch I kinda want some dick today”
“ I fucking got you”
“Aw you’re such a good dick wizard!!”

by Esther Carolina July 14, 2019

Dark wizard

When you get blackout drunk and beat off on your friends couch, nut on it in the process and get woken up with a still hard cock.

Dude I had to kick joey out last night, I knew he was gonna dark wizard in my room again.

by Nesthiq April 04, 2020

Wizard’s Sleeve

When you are having sex and create a prolapse, your partner throws glitter on it and yells “Alakazam!”

Making it look like a sleeve on a wizard’s robes.

“I couldn’t believe how magical it was last night, my partner game me a wizard’s sleeve.”

by Shmecklemore February 24, 2023