condom cheese

The crust that forms on the outer edge of your vagina and asshole during sex due to the mixture of condom lubricant and bodily fluids drying out. Also found sprinkled throughout bed sheets.

That was a good fuck but now I have to wash this condom cheese off my crotch.

by Betty Parris April 21, 2017

Vrumunda Cheese

n: the sticky medley of skin cells, sweat, dried urine/semen, fecal matter, and pubic hair that accumulates either in the upper portion of the taint, directly beneath the scrotum, or at base of the penis, where it lays across the top of the scrotum

Man 1: Dude, your hand stinks!

Man 2: Sorry. I was scratching my nuts, and got some vrumunda cheese under my fingernail.

by phrobowroe January 10, 2012

Cheese on that burger

When she is trying to bite that stuff, in other words when she is choosing, when she wants to indulge on a piece of you. Mostly used in the OCB empire universe!

From iconic Adrien Broner interview

Sometimes put after the quote “ you know what she looking for“

“ she want cheese on that burger“

by Aflafag October 20, 2022

Biggie Cheese

The lord himself

Biggie cheese makes me wet

by Biggie cheese rip February 12, 2020

mac and cheesed

Someone giving you the worst part of their leftovers while having remnants of the best part still present.

Chris totally mac and cheesed Jeff with that pork sandwich.

by jef-fro November 8, 2017

red cheese

When a girl is on her period and you pull out and put it in her ass, and pull out and there reddish gunk on your dick.

Last night I was having sex with a girl and I got some red cheese when I pulled out.

by TAoL BR Pure February 7, 2017

Vein Cheese

That creamy, smegma that formulates around the bellend of one’s knob. Ripe, pungent, savory yet tangy.

Discovering a find of vein cheese is akin to discovering a hoard of fresh truffles.

As we relaxed along the shoreline, frolicking and drinking a vintage Cabernet, she reached and exposed my throbbing member. Freeing it to the open and fresh sea air, she moistened her waiting lips and leaned down to delectably swallow my bell. To her wonderful surprise, she peeled back the foreskin to reveal a trove of fresh vein cheese, ripe and ready. She scooped it with her trembling finger and smeared it upon a cracker from our basket. I could see it was ripe and tangy from the puckering of her cheeks. She complimented the flavor with a sip of her wine then commenced to copulate my shaft until a glorious rope of skeet trickled down her chin.

by Eaton Holgoode February 1, 2018