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Hot Weasel

A modified four banger vehicle, often concidered annoying, dangerous, or down right stupid by Gen X or early Millennials.

The worst kind of "Hot Weasel" hands down, is the one tuned to backfire. These "Hot Weasels" are driven by those whom we refer to as, "Tools."
Kyle, take that shit box Hot Weasel you think is so fast and furious, and get the fuck off my property and away from my daughter you fucking tool!
by Roland W. H. December 17, 2023
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Shight Weasel

A Shight Weasel is one who is unemployed, Weighs 400 pounds, Lives with their mother, Stays up until 5AM and sleeps until 1-3 PM. A shight Weasel is someone who typically engages in this pattern of eat, play games, sleep, and repeat. The most common shight weasel is named Tyler. Approximately 80% of all shight weasels fit the same profile and description of tyler. This word was invented after a massive boy in Texas named tyler.
"Tyler is such a shight weasel."

"man that guy is nothing but a shight weasel."
by TheProphecyMelon December 23, 2023
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Pussy weasel

A person so driven by pussy meaning all of their daily thoughts are about pussy, the next time they’ll get pussy, or who they’ll screw over to get more pussy. In summary, a person who will betray the homies to get a crumb of pussy from a girl. Someone who “weasels” their way into pussy.
Yo Matt is such a pussy weasel, he told Abby the secret I told all you guys so he could try to get with her
by Pee-air-oh December 27, 2023
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Sex Weasel

When a furry streamer with tism creates a chamber for copyright infringement creatures to fornicate for their delight
Wow that sure is a sex weasel look at em go!
by meow meow meow moew January 27, 2024
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Swish Weasel

A swish weasel is someone who acts tough when they don’t need to, but weasels out when real danger comes.
That stupid bully was a swish weasel when his car got stolen.
by JackFruit14 January 31, 2026
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Gewch Weasel

A grotesquely deformed hairy penis
Oh my God he has a Gewch Weasel
Wassup my Gewch Weasel
by Landon De Loume August 16, 2025
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fucking weasel

"Fucking weasel" is an insult that describes someone as sneaky, untrustworthy, or insincere, similar to a "sneaky snake". The term draws from the real weasel's predatory behavior, such as stealing from hen houses, which historically gave the animal a reputation for craftiness and slyness.
Don't trust him. He's a fucking weasel.
by kam75xx August 22, 2025
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