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J-Wanker

People who want to be like John Anthony(International Dating Coach) but don’t have the balls to learn game and will be wanking by themselves for the rest of their lives.
So you've been watching John's roast videos on YouTube all afternoon but you haven't been on a date in four years? Time to stop being a J-Wanker bro. Have you booked a call with his team yet?
by anonymous July 12, 2022
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Piss wanker

Someone who really ballsed up and needs some sense knocking into them in the form of a meaningless insult
Why would you do that you piss wanker!?
by Baggimac October 5, 2023
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Park Wanker

Someone who wanks in parks compulsively
What a park wanker he must be Shaun werry
by King of the slang October 13, 2025
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potty-wanker

When a person masterbates sitting on the toilet.
Forget about him, he is a potty-wanker!
by Psychic Party November 28, 2023
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Wanker

Oh look a wanker
by Nontaken July 18, 2020
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wanker breath

When you are getting sucked off but she is doing a bad job so you give a handing help and then proceed to cum in her mouth and now she has wanker breath.
wanker breath... when she is giving you bad head so you help out by wanking while still getting sucked off and then proceed to cum in her mouth and now her breath stinks of cum aka wanker breath
by tidyyourdick June 4, 2017
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Wanker

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Prolly you tbh
Someone who is a dickhead and masturbates every hour
they prolly are an incel
you: oi, dan
dan: smd you spack
you: you are a wanker
by Miss Dawber May 12, 2020
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