A person who wanks or masturbates. Also used as a common insult. It can be used literally if someone does indeed wank or laterally for someone who you just hate or has done something bad to you.
LITERAL: "Michael Walsh is such a wanker"
LATERAL: "Did you see what that guy just did?! He's such a wanker"
LATERAL: "Did you see what that guy just did?! He's such a wanker"
by Jerry Wylie February 12, 2016
A person who wanks or masturbates. Also used as a common insult. It can be used literally if someone does indeed wank or laterally for someone who you just hate or has done something bad to you.
LITERAL: "Michael Walsh is such a wanker"
LATERAL: "Did you see what that guy just did?! He's such a wanker"
LATERAL: "Did you see what that guy just did?! He's such a wanker"
by Jerry Wylie February 12, 2016
What a wanker.
In a literal sense, a person who masturbates, but in a more commonly used way in the United Kingdom, an idiotic person who you hate. If you call someone a wanker, you are most likely referring to the more informal use of the word and calling them a wanker, but the irony of this insult is that it's probably true in a literal way (for about 95% of people), but you hardly ever mean it that way.
by Cornish surfer boy June 07, 2021
by Jakswastedlife December 09, 2022
A helpful and extremely kind human being. However, the word Wank is not related to the word Wanker at all.
Joe: Hey, can you help me hide this body?
Frank: Ofcourse I Can!
Joe: Thanks, you are such a Wanker!
Frank: Ofcourse I Can!
Joe: Thanks, you are such a Wanker!
by ILikeToIdentifyAsYourMother May 16, 2023
Person 1: Bruv you're such a wanker
Person 2: Meet at the back of tesco innit (for a friendly chat of course!)
Person 2: Meet at the back of tesco innit (for a friendly chat of course!)
by noshush November 15, 2022