Vampire Teeth

When you eat a girl out when she’s on her period

Chad: did you eat her out?
Brad: yeah she was on her period.
Chad: congrats bro! You got your vampire teeth

by Nealspunchingbag May 11, 2019

vampire wings

When a man and a woman boink during her period.

Guy: Got my vampire wings this weekend.
Friend: WTF IZ DAT?
Guy: When a man and a woman boink during her period.
Friend: OHHHHH.

by bloodninja69 November 16, 2009

LA vampire

A girl from the city who parties all night and sleeps every day

Tom: “I met this girl last night who was so coked out she didn’t go to sleep until 8 in the morning! What an LA Vampire!”

by RickiAwful March 3, 2022

vampiric essence

some purple magic that is shot out of a gay vampire's eyes

pov: vampiric essence
👁️🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪
👁️🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪

by Alexzaf May 9, 2023

Vampire pacifier

A used tampon

She left her vampire pacifier in my bathroom trash can.

by P3nAnc34$Ak3n August 30, 2025

Vampire

A blood sucking humanoid creature hell bent on destroying mankind. They are not lovers they are murders. Don’t let Hollywood fool you, if you see one do not engage, and for the love of whatever deity you believe in do not welcome strangers in.

“Omg Jason you’re such a Stephan vampire ”
“No think more Dracula type vampire. I only want to drink you”

by Queen Taco Supreme December 28, 2022

vampire

A vampire is someone who could come up to you, bite you and drink your blood from your neck.
I know vampires called Damon and Stefan Salvatore :).

I would love to be a vampire

by kakikakimakikaki October 31, 2020