mud-turtle

girl you would hook up with drunk, but not sober.

Q: dude i was so hammered last night what happen?

A: Dude you hooked up with that mud-turtle with the acne all over her face.

by blacktony July 1, 2008

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Squirming Turtle

When a girl is giving you head in bed and you fart while trapping her under the duvet.

Girl "Bastard, you farted while I was under there"
Gay "Haha you were such a squirming turtle"

by aqwsde June 16, 2010

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A large slice of pizza similar to that seen in the opening scene of Ninja Turtles II: Secret of the Ooze at Ray's Pizza. Typically a Ninja Turtle slice would be at least 1/5 or 1/4 of the entire pizza.

Dude, I just tried a new pizza place and they had ninja turtle slices.

by ChevyNova May 16, 2011

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Turtle Neck

Turtle neck is oral sex, or neck peformed very slowly. It's the slowest neck you can get. Originating in Dallas, Texas the word has since made it's way to Georgia.

Arthur: "What'd you do last night fool?"

Andre: "Man I smoked a blunt with Jalisa, and that hoe gave me turtle neck for about 30 minutes!"

by King Diop January 11, 2008

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