A guy that no matter how obscure the subject may be always has something to say. Often comments start in the form of a question, then lead to a diatribe on how one can get stronger Abs, or just some other random non associated garbage. Sometimes the person will talk in a whisper and drive everyone insane who is trying to listen, even though nothing that is coming out of that person's food hole is worth listening to. Often these people have names, but are often referred to with just facial expressions.
Hello I am Tommy Two Cents I know about advertising on cow hormones in Africa, which is famous for its ab workouts done in the jungle, similar to how I workout my abs, can you guys hear me? I have a microphone here, but I am not going to use it, because screw you.
by captain fucko May 11, 2018
Get the Tommy Two Centsmug. Polish resident of the Deerfield Red Light District during the draft kings era, known among villagers as a beef smelling dust ball who always had an extra comment, usually without meaning.
by Susan Gerber January 9, 2024
Get the Tommy Guzcalmug. Tommy Jarvis is a fictional character in the Friday The 13th franchise. He is portrayed by Corey Feldman in Friday The 13th: The Final Chapter (1984), John Shepherd in Friday The 13th: A New Beginning(1985), and Thom Mathews in Friday The 13th: Jason Lives (1986). Thom Mathews has made a special appearence in Friday The 13th: The Game: (2016), and Never Hike Alone: A Friday The 13th Fan Film (2017).
"Who is YOUR favirote Friday The 13th character?" Asked Joe. "Maybee, Tommy Jarvis, what about you, Harry."
by SuchA Neek752 January 2, 2020
Get the Tommy Jarvismug. Leader of the Tommy Rebellion. He stands for white supremacy and has lead many Ralleys the most notable being starting a riot while at a strawberry crest high school by holding up the rebel flag.
by Ben_dover_larry_69 May 7, 2018
Get the tommy rebelmug. A disgusting virgin, usually tucked into dark corners watching a loud teenager while making illegal rule 34 of him and his friend, a far relative of the much more tame Tommy Innit fan. The most dangerous version is on the social media app Tik Tok usually pressing on their disgusting idea's like Zoophilia is valid, and many other things like how Tommy Innit is better than team crafted, we describe these ideas as "Cap". It's best to not interact with these creatures, out of risk of catching this horrible disease
by Lmao sleepy February 10, 2022
Get the Tommy innit stanmug. 
Tommy is a really lovely person they can be a bit temperamental but only because they have experienced a big trauma in their lives.
They often flit between friends but know they will always come back to you in the end no matter how distant they seem.
never give up on a Tommy, you may never get them back and that would just be a waste.
They often flit between friends but know they will always come back to you in the end no matter how distant they seem.
never give up on a Tommy, you may never get them back and that would just be a waste.
by Mangos136 April 12, 2022
Get the Tommymug.