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by kwjdfnewruchuwhurwf March 04, 2018
A play on the word "Retard" and the /b/ (random) page of 4Chan. It is commonly used as a name for someone who specifically browses and posts on /b/. It can also be used to start a "Greentext" which is a short story that normally is funny or interesting.
How it would be used in a Greentext: "Good morning fellow /b/tards."
someone: "wow Thomas is such a /b/tard all he does is look at random all day."
someone: "wow Thomas is such a /b/tard all he does is look at random all day."
by ThCtzer August 01, 2018
A person who is both a “Fuck” and a “Tard” or a person who is a dumb stupid little piece of fart brained no good pimple pincher dick wad.
by PadricoBarnes September 08, 2019
Conjunction word for "Fucking retard". Often used when you're pissed off at someone for being a stupid piece of shit. A fun little way to remind your friends that they are pieces of shit but it's ok because they're retarded.
Person 1: "I don't know how to do this."
Person 2: "You fuck-tard! Do you even know how to do anything? You're so fucking stupid!"
Person 2: "You fuck-tard! Do you even know how to do anything? You're so fucking stupid!"
by no >:( November 12, 2020
This is a phrase used to describe a really stupid person.
A person who is mentally insane.
A person who messes up everything.
A person who is mentally insane.
A person who messes up everything.
by ApeBeam May 08, 2018
Some one who tries to do something and fails miserably, but still thinks they did an amazing job. Usualy if some one is a "tool", they're usualy this as well.
Say your on a sports team with someone. A screw tard would be considered someone who sits the bench the whole game but then hits on chicks and thinks he's cool just because you won the game.
by slangdrummer81 February 08, 2009
Well a certain person named Jarred was once so desperate he actually fucked a retard. We told him it was wrong and that he himself must have been partially retarded. So he is a tard fucker! He doesn't deserve the re as any retard could beat him mantally and physically...
Jarred you fuckin' queer tard fucker!
Jarred you are a sick sister fuckin' tard fucker!
Jarred you tard fuckin' twinky bitch!
Jarred you are a sick sister fuckin' tard fucker!
Jarred you tard fuckin' twinky bitch!
by wouldn't you like to know.... February 08, 2005