Race the Storm into Port

(v.) to run into the bathroom and make it to the toilet moments before shit involuntarily spews from your anus.

That Mexican food hit all at once and I had to Race the Storm into Port.

by AeroEng July 10, 2010

Tuk Tuk Race

When you and your mate get hand jobs from two asian chicks at the same time and they race to finish you off.

Jimmy and I were in a hotel in bangkok and took home two birds from a night club.
After a few good goes, we needed to get firm again. When we realised they were both giving us hand jobs to get us hard again, I called out tuk tuk race, and they both went for it.

by Buck McGee August 20, 2013

Texas Fire Racing

The sexual act in which one lights a girls (or guys) pubes on fire and proceeds to have sexual intercource with them attempting to orgasm before the flames go out.

Guy 1: Hey did you try out Texas Fire Racing
Guy 2: Yeah man, I couldn't win though
Guy 1:Every race is a win with Texas Fire Racing ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

by TickleMyNutsack December 9, 2016

Case Race

Drink a 6 pack on as fast as you can. No puking or spilling.

Hey Jacob! wanna drink a Case Race? Fuck yea!

by BigBusch November 20, 2020

Day at the Races

When someone goes to visit a strip club to wathc strippers dance.

Hey Tony, lets have a day at the races tonight.

by Justin February 20, 2004

Street-race

A blatent yet poorer copy of 'streetrace' that will alway loom and cower under the growing shadow of the word 'Streetrace'

street-race sucks

by chink January 20, 2004

Vatican Horse Race

A group of men engaged in collective masterbation. The winner being the first horse past the post.

Hi lads, did you hear (insert name) took part in a vatican horse race and won!

by Ginger Flash July 26, 2019