mushrooms

A “food” people pretend to like so they can seem fancy. Tastes like someone dug 10 feet underground, found dirt that worms threw a rave in, flattened it out, let a snail run laps on it, and called it “earthy.” Somehow ends up on pizza, pasta, and every dish that was perfectly fine before it got ruined.

“Why does this burger taste like wet forest?”
“They added mushrooms, dude.”

by Visit s she e November 7, 2025

Lotioning the Mushroom

Slang for the act of rubbing one out (masturbating). Using lotion of choice.

Poor Lucus never has any luck with the ladies. So he spends most nights lotioning the mushroom (masturbating) while watching porn.

by Hue G Wang November 17, 2025

Palm Beach Mushroom Omelette

When you get passed around for exploitation by billionaires with small malformed penises.

I read the deposition. Sounds like she got the full Palm Beach mushroom omelette.

by The Blue Rider January 2, 2026

mushroom cheeseburger

The culmination of every achievement of mankind, condensed into a 8 ounce dish.

dang bro, this Mushroom Cheeseburger is pretty good

by ymes May 13, 2024

mushroom polisher

An insult used to describe an idiot or shitty person.

Person 1: “I can’t fucking believe these gas prices right now!!”

Person 2: “Well, we got a bunch of mushroom polishers running this country right now!”

by Isl-96 February 17, 2024

russian mushrooms

A band of friends from Alabama who pulled names out of a hat…yeah it’s really stupid but the people in the band enjoy having each other. One plays guitar. Another plays bass and is the lead singer. Last but not least the clarinetist.

Have you heard of the Russian mushrooms?

by He/she/they/them/ple/ase/date June 30, 2021

Punchin Mushrooms

When two guys with small uncircumcised penis’ bump the head of their penis’ together

Hey bro you ready to start punchin mushrooms

by Sergeant Sassy Legs July 6, 2021