Skip to main content

Thumbing the call

Call comes through, Customer Service Rep looks at the phone then proceeds to push the Cancel or Exit button on the phone, ignoring the call. Call then is routed to the next Customer Service Rep.
"Ring, Ring..."
First Rep sees the number then ignores the call by Thumbing the Call
Next Rep: "Ring, Ring..."
"Hello, this is Tech Support, How may I assist you?"
by TheICPrincess September 2, 2009
mugGet the Thumbing the callmug.

Perfect Call

The moment when you realize you're being asked to do something improper.

Communication, implied or otherwise, that invites your participation to conspire in something unlawful and/or distasteful for a mutual benefit (quid pro quo) to involved parties.
Whoa, hold on a sec, this is starting to sound like a perfect call.
by Jay$ Meow Meow-Rawrr VII January 24, 2020
mugGet the Perfect Callmug.

the call of the ween

Like the call of the void, but for drawing penises.

When most men find themselves holding any writing utensil (spraypaint in particular) they have a deep urge to draw a penis.
Tim: “Man, why does everyone have to spraypaint penises on abandoned buidlings”
Greg: “It’s the Call of the Ween. Here, hold this can of spraypaint”
by The Ween Whisperer October 2, 2021
mugGet the the call of the weenmug.

“call the law”

Phrase used by elder southern folks (usually women) meaning to call the police.
Don’t come back here or I’ll “call the law
by TTGRAMMAR July 23, 2022
mugGet the “call the law”mug.

Dissed Call

When you call someone, they check the screen on their phone, see it's you - and proceed to NOT answer.
You: /Ring /Ring /Ring

Person (likely a fresh, young hottie): (Thinking to themselves): "Fuck this guy."

You: Ugh. I just got a dissed call from that chick I met at the bar two nights ago.
by Le Duque October 30, 2009
mugGet the Dissed Callmug.

mission call

When you dial someones number but then decide against it but it's too late, their phone actually rings for a split second.
Ken: *ring* *reaches for phone* Ah Damn it.

Kane: Don't worry bro, probably just a mission call.

Ken: Yeah Josh just realized he had something better to do.
by kp1 June 25, 2009
mugGet the mission callmug.

Calling the plumber

When anticipation of anal sex is high you prepare the female by filling her douche with x lax to assure you get a good clean piping.
Yo Gary I was about to Go to pound town through the back door but wanted to make sure the porch was cleaned out so I was calling the plumber to get a clean slip and slide
by Chopperindabag April 29, 2021
mugGet the Calling the plumbermug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email