Caleb

So say you break Caleb’s headphones on accident. He’s the kind of guys that will try to get you to pay him $200 for them when really he bought them for $60 5 years ago.

Person: Caleb I accidentally broke your headphones

Caleb: Those were $200 you owe me $200

by Falipe August 21, 2019

Caleb

A big thick woman

My boyfriend is such a caleb!

by gaylord327 February 14, 2024

Caleb

Just a Dad on the Internet

Random gamer: yo george where that’s older guy we play with?
Georgewakenbake5: you mean Caleb? He’s in his twenties.

Random gamer: what? Are you serious? Twenties??
Georgewakenbake5: Yeah, he’s just a dad on the internet

by George wakenbake June 4, 2020

Caleb Sattais

Caleb Sattais is the definition of a very VERY cool individual and everybody aspires to be just like him.

person 1: Jeez, Caleb Sattais is the coolest!

person 2: yea, I want to be just like him.

by Gerald Corsbey March 28, 2019

caleb depression

The feeling you get when you think of Caleb McLaughlin. And how successful he has become. Side effects: screaming,crying,a urge to just hug him. A uwu feeling

These tiktoks of Caleb are giving me caleb depression

by Caleb McLaughlin January 2, 2021

caleb ireson

a big obnoxious puss sucker.
doesnt know how to act.

you are such a caleb ireson.
stop being a caleb ireson.

by northsidefr July 13, 2023

Caleb Adefris

Caleb at first seems to be the most mysterious and intimidating man. One may assume he's used to attention because of how he carries himself so nonchalant. Though true, Caleb unpeeled is one of the greatest mysteries to be solved. He's tall and towering with patience and love. He always gives the best hugs and kisses. You may remember him for his cardigans or iconic sunglasses but he is never shady. He hates drama. He is literally the most undramatic man ever. However, when he loves you, he will put himself in uncomfortable situations for you and your justifications of it being for the greater good. Sometimes you may catch yourself deep in thought studying Caleb because of something he says, the way he blinks, his facial expressions, and ultimately just because you realize the love and appreciation you have. Everything trivial that seems purposeless begins to have meaning to the point where it's overwhelming. Kissing him fills your heart and holding him for what is forever seems to fly by. Though normally independent, he makes sure you can depend. He is always there for you with the proper advice and rational answer. Caleb is a security blanket, making the uncomfiest of places your home. Caleb has a birthmark on his right eye reminding you that he is in fact real and not the greatest dream. The more you get to know Caleb and spend time with him the more you realize the profound admiration you have for his soul, cute smile, squeezable nose, pouty lips, etc.

Do you know Caleb Adefris? The most famous novelist, model, film writer, director, and pilot ever?

Yes that's my idol... slay king

by jeonghan January 24, 2023