Bullshit

1. When people say random shit to your face
2. Lies

3. One might say: I'm allergic to peoples bullshit

a random loser: OMG WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?! YOUR BOYFRIEND R*PED ME LAST NIGHT!!!
You: *Realizes you don't have a boyfriend*
You: THAT'S COMPLETE BULLSHIT

by Your non-existing friend May 4, 2022

The Bullshit Era

2002-2008 for the New York Yankees.

You spend more money than any entertainment industry it seems for seven straight years and you got The Bullshit Era out of it.

by Ereck Flowers February 16, 2015

Bullshitism

The act of Bullshiting so hard that the bullshit one spouts becomes so philosophically immersive

This dumbass is Bullshiting so hard right now; may you by chance follow the philosophical route of Bullshitism

by Sen-yt December 23, 2021

Geometric bullshit

When you’re so deep in the shit, you don’t see any way out...

Person 1: can I tell you a secret? You have to delete this text after....
Person 2: of course
Person 1: I have to pee

Person 2: What a bunch of geometric bullshit

by The_UnlovedOne August 3, 2019

Sideways Bullshit

Such utter bullshit, it needs to be turned sideways.

John: My mom doesn't wanna fuck you.

Bill: That's some sideways bullshit!

by Jesterr___ March 18, 2022

This is fucking bullshit

What a little kid says when he signs a contract and does not read it, later making a tantrum on social media.

Bob: You cant leave the company until your contract expires

Jonesy: This is fucking bullshit

by Champy_Mode August 20, 2019

Bullshit

Mainstream media reporting “Beijing Biden”
as President Elect in 2020.

Beijing Biden and his prewritten speeches are inspiring.... just kidding, they’re phony bullshit.

by Freedum-isphucked November 7, 2020