A desperate, lonely and often times disturbed man that cruises the bars in northern Minnesota hoping to find swamp donkeys. He then gets drunk and tries to get noticed for a night of skanky ass, lowest form of sex with these beasts while he self pleasures his own ass!
Hey Ryan, look at that Ginger over there. I think he is trying to get fucked by that Swamp Donkey! He is a Swamp Donkey Stalker! I know Jobe, he can't catch a break ! All those years of being picked last in kickball has made him desperate for attention. Damn, his ass must be as wide as the Grand Canyon by now!
by 3$K August 5, 2017
Get the Swamp Donkey Stalkermug. Name used to describe someone who enjoys bathing in their own filth. These people have the ultimate "I don't care" attitude. They have very greasy hair and oily face. The word "hygiene" appears unfamiliar to them. They often have very few teeth by the age of 30 or sometimes no teeth at all. Not to mention, their body odor is powerful enough to make you go blind.
Synonym for Rapasse.
Synonym for Rapasse.
I'm going to Walmart today and will probably encounter a Rat de swamp.
The city bus was filled with Rats de swamps last night.
I haven't showered all weekend and I feel and look like a Rat de swamp.
The city bus was filled with Rats de swamps last night.
I haven't showered all weekend and I feel and look like a Rat de swamp.
by Goats February 12, 2017
Get the Rat de swampmug. Doing cunnilingus.
Swamp her pond is Used to describe when someone does cunnilingus with a female participant
"You totally swamped her pond dude!"
"You totally swamped her pond dude!"
by Spaghetti man - noodle stealer August 25, 2021
Get the Swamp her pondmug. 
by SugarShaker September 8, 2017
Get the Swamp Coolermug. When a man or a woman is obsessed with any form of anal seepage or play E.G. Person A takes a dump and wipes, but not enough to get everything out (this is known as planting the seed) and proceeds throughout the day sweating and farting to get as much of the mixture brewing as possible (the person may be able to smell themselves if the concoction is right) Person B eagerly waits to stick their face into the butt hole of Person A to determine if they are ready to mate, some of the seepage may or may not get onto their face
Joe : Dude, is it just me, or does Stacy smell like serious ass?
Don: Yea, i think her new boyfriend has a Swamp Love fetish, whatever floats their boat i guess
Don: Yea, i think her new boyfriend has a Swamp Love fetish, whatever floats their boat i guess
by proj3ctbm September 7, 2016
Get the swamp lovemug. by the ill kid swamp March 5, 2009
Get the kid swampmug.