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Poser

A poser is someone who will do anything to fit in, they are worthless conformists. Poser is also the ultimate insults towards goth kids.
“I’m going to buy a skateboard to be like the other kids!”
“You’re a f*cking poser dude”
by Vee_778 June 10, 2020
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Poser

Someone who starts claiming to be an asshole to avoid being the same mollycoddle next door or down the street they were growing up, rather than because they really are an asshole.
The poser is imitating assholes now that he/she is no longer imitating kind hearted people.
by Solid Mantis August 10, 2020
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Posers

Someone who portrays themself as a hero, or a villain, or has somebody else portray them as a hero, or villain.
The two girls posed for a photo for the books before running off with all the money, just like the rest. That made them posers, not heroes.
by Solid Mantis January 7, 2021
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Poser

Some females want to look and sound like guys, when the guys are athletes, soldiers, or astronauts, something positive. They don't want to look or sound like guys who are dumbasses, losers, junkies, or goofuses as often, the same ones that wanted to look like astronauts often turn into cowards and let some male look like the loser.
The female poser wanted a male image, trying to say that it was equality, but in reality she didn't want the full range of the experience that went with being male, especially the negative things. She didn't want more of her kind committing suicide because they were losers, the way males have done for a long time. She didn't want more of her kind to look weak to the world, since to her only males could be cowards.
by Solid Mantis March 14, 2021
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Poser

Someone that thinks a team wants to be like another team because the other team has the better record. Nobody likes to lose, but would you rather lose as you or win as somebody else? It doesn't take any honor to win.
If you're not fighting as you, what's the point of being undefeated? People wouldn't allow their team to lose without a fight, but before they wouldn't let them lose, they wouldn't let them become a poser team. They would rather their team be losers or underachievers who were themselves than to be overachievers who were somebody else, even if it seemed stupid to everybody else.
by Solid Mantis April 16, 2021
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Poser

A term used by skaters to describe another ‘fake’ or ‘all for show’ skater. Posers usually suck at skateboarding and can quite easily get on your nerves.
Rocco: have you seen the kid who just moved into the neighborhood?

Rosa: yea he’s such a poser.
by BoomerTaj July 13, 2020
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poser af

Poser af is a person who fakes to be a fan of something.
"Ay boi did you watch naruto?"
"Yea i did, my favorite character is Naruto."
"Bruh, you are poser af"
by KekBoi96024 December 10, 2020
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