Nintendo Ninja

A squadron of highly trained individuals hired by Nintendo to take down romhacks, copyrighted and leaked content very quickly.
They're never seen, only heard of.

For a second, you were playing a romhack, you blinked your eyes and now it's gone.
Fatalities including, but not limited to:

AM2R,

Pokémon Uranium,
SMBX,

PM,

every single one of Souljaboy's "consoles",

etc.

Person 1: Aww dude, I was gonna download this awesome romhack, but now it's gone.
Person 2: Oh, it seems the Nintendo Ninjas have done their work swiftly.

by Echmann May 31, 2019

Ninja Jizz

The remaining jizm or spunk that eminates, some time later, from ones japs eye after a wank. Even after a good shake and pipe clean.

After a morning wank before work, you clean up and head to work only to find when you go for a piss you have found a whole load of Ninja Jizz.

by tehsnrub August 28, 2009

Ninja wood

The unexpected,unprovoked erection that occurs while in public. Usually characterized as coming out of no where, particularly in the morning (at work or in class)

Scholars maintain that it a
reverberation of morning wood...
similar to an after-shock associated
with earthquakes

Morning wood is to ninja wood as
Earthquake is to after-shock.

This morning, in my math class, I had a mean case of ninja wood that came out of nowhere. (It snuck up on me like a stealthy ninja)

by Chris A. P. February 9, 2007

ninja focus

originated in the late 2000's. place of origin is english. slows down heart rate so that it seams like you are dead

Dale: i thought you were dead!
Brennan: No i was faking i used ninja focus!

by conotyui January 16, 2011

Poop Ninja

A poop ninja is one that silently poops their pants in the presence of others.

An alternate version according to www.poopninjas.com is a pooper scooper trained in the arts of the ninja.

Ex. 1 A poop ninja needs to go to the bathroom but thinks they can hold it. They accidently let some slip out in their pants, but keep a straight face. Their mood and mannerisms do not change, and no one can tell any difference.

Ex 2. A poop ninja stealthily cleans a yard full of dog poop.

by pooppooper March 26, 2011

Ninja Phobia

Pronunciation: (nin-juh) (foh-bee-uh)

This is the unyielding fear (or dread) of getting back on the toilet after getting hit with a Surface to Air Missile. This sometimes causes serious medical problems, or pooping of the pants, if it is not conquered in time. Sometimes the Psychological damage can be permanent. This is highly common on the Western Hemisphere.

Jacob-"Dude, I really have to take a nuke hiroshima."
Joe-"Just go, the bathroom is right there."
Jacob-"I'm afraid; last time I got hit with a Surface to Air Missile"
Joe-"Oh no! You have Ninja Phobia!"

by JimmyJacobJoe October 27, 2009

ninja puller

A ninja puller is a strategy for player killers to get other players killed and steal their stuff in MMORGs like World of Warcraft. Is there a MMORG yet like WOW that this is not the best and quickest strategy for character advancement?

Leeroy Jenkins forgot what the pick up key was nor did he know that his strategy would later be called 'ninja puller'.

by John L Foster! December 25, 2007