wild mushroom

when a man's pubic hair reaches out longer than his penis does.

Ian's dick is so small he has a wild mushroom

by JET FUEL CAN MELT STEEL BEAMS May 8, 2015

milky mushroom

when you stick the tip of your penis in a milk jug and helicopter it so the milk sprays everywhere

“hey quantovius i heard you’ve got a killer milky mushroom, can you teach me?”

by FATHAIRYSACK May 21, 2022

mushroom clamp

A clingy cock hungry slut who's personal hygiene is comparable to that of a tree-dwelling hippy.

I hooked up with this chick last week but she stunk so bad. That mushroom clamp won't give up on trying to fuck but I just can't get past the filth.

by BigDerty June 3, 2016

mushroom beyblade

To do a nasty sexual act to someone over the internet

Guy1: did she ever message you back?
Guy2: ya she asked me to mushroom Beyblade her
Guy1: fuck what a freak. did you do it?
Guy2: hell ya look how dirty my face is.

by person2020 December 25, 2020

Manky Mushroom

A word made famous by a Scottish online predator hunter which refers to a strange looking penis that's been sent to an underage person who didn't request it.

I've seen your manky mushroom

by Predhunter May 27, 2025

Portobello mushrooms

Ooooohh. There is a chemical in them that may or may not cause cancer or cause tumors to grow.

Hym "It's not just portobello mushrooms either. It's other kinds... Remember the thing I said about Terrence McKenna? 👋😝👋 Right again! Captain always right! I've never been wrong! It's astounding! How could a man never be wrong? Even once!? Damn, I am too good. This skull jelly? These thinky thoughts? It's too much. It can't be contained."

by Hym Iam April 9, 2023