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Oct 24th of each year - straight guys love football, and they secretly love to be spooned - now you can do both
Call your best gay friend, he would love to have you over (your place is too messy). Wear your favorite sports costume, and your gay friend will do the rest - 1,000 thread-count sheets, craft beer, crudités, and gourmet wings (all flats).
Just try to stay awake for the game, and you will surely leave with a smile.
Brandon kept shouting "Go Cocks," so I'm assuming that he is going to KTrain's house for National Cuddle a Gay Guy While Watching Football Day
by KTrainSC October 24, 2020
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Football Island

1. When all of your bed springs break from scoring your girlfriend.
2. An atari 2600 game, simply called Football, but commonly referred to as Football Island.
3. HELL
1. Damn it! My bed turned into Football Island!
2. Wanna play Football Island?
3. I went to Football Island after I died.
by TeleKamptiA November 22, 2022
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Football

This is a famous sport played by (mostly) everyone. There are two kinds of football; rugby for American, and soccer for British. British football, or soccer, is being used more than American football, which is rugby.
What football do you play? Rugby or soccer?
by Gervy March 22, 2019
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Football-Neek

Some one who is a football nerd and/or geek
That guy is a football-neek
by Bread on a tree August 17, 2023
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Williamston Football

The Williamston football team is located in Williamston, Michigan and is owned by Brandon Lewis
Williamston football just got demolished by Brandon Lewis. Baby ass hornets.
by thatfootballguy12849 December 14, 2021
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American Football

A sport that Americans play because they don't know how to differentiate the foot from hands.
Josh: "American Football is great because you can use your hands."

Josh is an idiot.
Don't be like Josh.
by Soupaquite July 30, 2018
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