beat off breakfast

a action preformed by a bachelor while cooking breakfast. a man beats off while cooking breakfast of ether eggs, sausage, or bacon. (no pancakes, or waffles)

Hey Miles! why didn't you come out to the family breakfast this morning?

Well a hott girl texted me when I rolled out of bed this morning so I had a beat off breakfast on the foreman.

by qwimple April 17, 2011

Columbia Heights Breakfast

A "Columbia Heights Breakfast" is when you break two eggs on her tittays, and attempt to scramble them with your chorizo sausage

Last night I brought a chic to my apartment, we fooled around, and in the morning I made her a Columbia Heights Breakfast. Them tits was amazing

by Angee Bear aka CH Enforcer September 2, 2009

Sailor's Breakfast

A Sailor's Breakfast is when a man makes a woman eat his feces, urine, and cum. They then have sex and he repeatedly hits her belly until she pukes, he then makes her eat the "Sailor's Breakfast".

I make my wife have a sailor's breakfast every time we go sailing.

by Evil Kanival October 13, 2009

Italian Breakfast Wakeup

A method of waking someone up in an undesirable fashion. One person pours olive oil and balsamic vinegar on a sleeping person's face while another person grates the smelliest cheese possible over the sleeping person's head. Another person shakes a massive container of grated parmesean cheese over the sleeping person's head. Several enraged Italians quarrel in loud Italian right next to you, and an old Italian man screams in your ears, "Mama Mia" repeatedly. Finally, a pizza maker smacks you in the face continually with hot pizzas from his wood fire oven. It is important to note all of these actions are signs of respect, and only those with the requisite prestige and reputation can aspire to receive this lofty wakeup. This practice is still active in parts of Rome, Tuscany, and Cinque Terre.

I don't want Johnny to sleep over. He always gives someone one of those Italian Breakfast Wakeups, and they get terribly messy. He claims it's part of his heritage, and it's a great honor to bestow upon someone, but I think it's messy and awful.

by ChevayChase April 12, 2015

mexican hot breakfast

A Mexican Hot Breakfast is an amazing sexual feat in which the giver performs oral sex on a hot, sweaty, receiver with hot spices placed on their genitals. This act is usually performed early in the morning.

"Damn, Patrick was bragging about how he gave Emily a Mexican Hot Breakfast this morning."

by Bruce Longwood October 7, 2008

Eating Breakfast On A Mirror

Eating breakfast on a mirror is a drug refrence, it means taking coicane when you have just woke up.

John: Hey, it's Amy Whinehouse!"
Tom: "She's had breakfast on a mirror!"
John: "Yeah, she's totally been Eating breakfast on a mirror"

by cows float all the time October 25, 2008

Johnny Cash breakfast

An early morning meal consisting solely of beer, in lieu of solid foods. Often served with dessert (more beer).

"The beer I had for breakfast wasn't bad, so I had one more for dessert." - Johnny Cash enjoying a Johnny Cash breakfast in the song "Sunday Morning Coming Down"

by Icebrand September 30, 2012