e-sex

The act in which two very close lovers mate through a private call and moan weirdly into their mics. This form of sexual intercourse is free from STD's and has a pregnancy rate of 0%., therefore, no condoms are needed during this time.
"Hey, wanna join a private call and have e-sex."
"Sure, what we doing e-doggy."
by JT mad cute July 18, 2021
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E-molest

The act in which an older individual pursues underage and impressionable children over the internet. They will then exchange e-goods and services in exchanges for the children’s nudes. (aka. kiddie porn)

See pedo and child predator
“That dude Seth e-molested nearly 20 kids and should be hung.”
by sunontop August 06, 2019
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E-Learning

The system where teachers double the amount of work, and cut in half the amount of effort
Jack: Fuckin’ hate e-learning.

Jill: Honestly, these teachers doubled the amount of homework, and they don’t work hard at all
by cranberry juice is superior October 28, 2020
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e-errand

"I'm heading to the coffee shop for an hour to get online and run some e-errands."
by PeggyKJ January 17, 2012
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e-Cuddled

When you cuddle someone through the internet.
Jack: I just wanna be e-Cuddled.
Emily: Sure!
by kittencx January 26, 2020
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e-booty

Treasured data pirates download, usually shared between other pirates. Refers to a collection rather than individual files.
Yaargh, be bring'n ye harddisk 'roun and get ye sum e-booty
by arjo March 14, 2008
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E-wail

An e-mail of the complaints variety, especially when complaining about a company or business's shortcomings.
My vacuum cleaner broke after five minutes so I am going to send an e-wail to them to send me a new part.
by Red Joe10 September 16, 2009
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