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suicide 25

When something is guaranteed to fail, but someone does it anyway out of Desperation, Hope, or desire for "Divine Intervention" of some kind.

Not to be confused with pure ignorance or testing Natural Selection. A "Suicide 25" only occurs when someone fully understands what they're doing is impossible, but does it anyway in hope of a different outcome.

Started from a /b/ post on 4Chan talking about games that could be played with 4 Dice. In which a user made a dark humor post about "Their Father" rolling 4 dice, if they got less than 25 they would commit suicide. Hoping that god would give them a sign to keep going. This is where "Suicide 25" comes from. As with 4 Six-sided Dice its impossible to roll a 25 or higher.
Guy 1: "Hey man is Jacob really going to ask out that hot chick in our math class?
Guy 2: "Yup... It ain't gonna happen. Shes so far out of his league"
Guy 1: "Sounds like a straight up Suicide 25 to me"
Guy 2: "You ain't wrong"
by TranscendentBoredomOverlord September 19, 2019
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suicide install

A program that is so epically annoying that you uninstall it no matter what the consequences. An example is AVG Antivirus.
"I need an antivirus. Oh. How about AVG? I hope this isn't a suicide install"

*10 minutes later*

"OMFG WTF IS WRONG WITH THIS THING?!? ARGH IMA UNINSTALL IT!!!"
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Suicide forest

A creepy forest in Japan that also has a movie after it called "The Forest". NEVER visit or sleep over. You will most likely die or go to an asylum.
Rando: Have you been to the Suicide forest? I have! tHis was my last year in the asylum
Me: What the ****
by Dark Rose 0910 May 14, 2019
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Red Suicide

Red Suicide is a heavy metal band from Texas. They started in highschool, in the year of 2014, and have been together since.
Dude, did you go to the Red Suicide concert last night? It was rad.
by abexii May 8, 2019
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Suicidal Jack

a fine mix of mescaline in a cuban cigar. more the suicida points if you inhale your cigar hits.
Angel: yo you tryna smoke a suicidal jack?
fidel castro: pinga! que puta madre es eso?
by OGpoopdealer June 19, 2021
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poop suicide

when a group of niggas shit themself to death
Zach: "we should get together for poop suicide soon"
me: "sounds lit bruh"
by coghkf November 20, 2018
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Email Suicide

Falling hopelessly behind in reading your email to the point that you just delete all of it and start over.
8,433 unread emails? Too much stress, time to commit email suicide and start over.
by bobblinghead November 25, 2013
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