J-Standing

Smelling so bad that you’re eyes become attracted to minors.

*A year 12 asks for a year 9’s Snapchat*
Person: That guy’s J-Standing.

by NJP Gaming April 17, 2019

put your head out of the stand!

Please start to pay attention to the surrounding around you!

I think you are gonna have to put your head out of the stand!—Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald (2018)

by jilijili December 19, 2018

won't stand for it

(Usually I): won't allow it (whatever that it may be, and however one defines whatever it is they won't allow).

boy a) I'll borrow money from your parents, Andrew, to play poker with some buddies.

Andrew : I am sick and tired of supporting your stupid poker habit. I have decided on my parents' behalf that i won't stand for it that you borrow money from them. go get a better paying job.

by Sexydimma May 19, 2012

booty stand

The act of make a female do a hand stand and "eating dat booty like groceries".

Dude I totally did a booty stand last night

by RobTheFob5050 March 17, 2016

one-fortnite stand

A “one night stand” that extends in to 14 days. The completion of which generally terminates any further relations.

Yo, I took this stray home from the bar the other night and we completed a one-Fortnite stand. Icoukdnt get her to leave. Turns out she was homeless. And still is…

by All city September 19, 2022

Lemonade stand

The act of using a penis as a supporting structure. Usually during sexual intercourse

Carla got pregnant when she sat on tom's Lemonade Stand.

by Mark Rocket May 25, 2017

guy standing

Guy Standing is a dude whose name is Guy Standing and the only picture there is of him is of him sitting down

Person 1: Hey, have you ever heard of Guy Standing?
Person 2: Is there an actual person called Guy Standing?
Person 1: Yup, and the only picture of him is of him sitting.

by JasonDaStarBoi April 27, 2023