Soccer mom

A lady who drives a mini van

She such a soccer mom

by Fugfyjbg January 7, 2019

Soccer

The national sport that represents the world wide homosexual community.

If you want to tell your dad you’re gay, why not just tell him you want to play soccer?

by Jackson Dingleberry August 22, 2024

clock soccer

A heavily accented british version of cock sucker. Used by a person with broken teeth or swollen face. Its a pun on cock sucker

Oh u clock soccers jashghasgashgahskjahskjas

by DialLforDollars August 4, 2007

Soccer molesting

Soccer players that grab and feel up players of the opposing team to provoke them to shove, punch or kick them back, so the referee will pull a yellow or red card on the opposing player.

I can't believe that Brazillian player grabbed the butt of the American player to provoke him to elbow him back in front of the ref. he was totally soccer molesting the American. dirty player, play dirty, sneaky, soccer, World Cup, soccer ball

by joecoolthefool September 30, 2015

Soccer

22 Gay men go onto a soccer field and sling their dicks out at each other. If a man from team 1 gives up team 2 gets a point. The last two men standing have to slap each other in the face until one gets knocked out.

"yo wanna play soccer?" "Sure let me call my dudes up and we'll do it"

by John the soccer pro April 26, 2025

Soccer

The British term of FootBall (JUST CALL IT FOOTBALL DICKS)

Soccer is cool
SOCCER SUCKS FOOTBALL IS BETTER FUCK OFFF

by Α March 10, 2022

Soccer

A game Brazilians take way too fucking seriously.

Those damn Brazilians are calling it god damn football. IT’S SOCCER.

by Nerdier_Sushi February 20, 2020