shite

A British/Irish way of saying the S word, or sh*t, is more of a "censoring," kind of.

It is becoming more common, as well.

Pronunciation: Sh - ITE. (ITE example: KryptonITE)

"Mate, I just took the BIGGEST shite of my LIFE today!"

by iiToxicMinded December 6, 2015

shattering point

When something is on the verge of breaking

Hamish is at his shattering point, I hope he makes it through ok.

by Xtria Broda December 20, 2015

Shattenfreude

deriving pleasure from someone else shitting himself.

Wow, that loudmouthed douche-nozzle keeps yelling "BOOM!" after finishing every set...aaaand he just pooped himself.

#shattenfreude

by MüsKnukl June 18, 2016

Shitdesking

Taking a shit inside someone's desk and hiding it so that they can't find it.

Paul took a shit in his manager's desk and the whole office stank like a stinkatorium. Serious case of shitdesking.

by Shrimpbrud August 10, 2017

Shite stones

When your shits are really painful

My good sir, I appear to have a case of shite stones

by CoolicedT September 14, 2017

shatter resistant ruler

a ruler that isn't shatter resistant but you smash it against a table anyway, hoping it will break

Jack: Charlotte is this a shatter resistant ruler?
Charlotte: no so don't .....
*Jack smashing the ruler into the table over and over again*
Jack : Charlotte this is a shatter resistant ruler

by mailyobbie October 17, 2017

shiite the bed

The act of screwing up Middle East relationships.

When his Muslim travel ban was overturned, Donald Trump shiite the bed .

by tirtle November 24, 2017