deep shart

When a corrupt dirtbag gets caught breaking the law, then responds by simultaneously shitting himself and blowing smoke about a mythical "deep state" conspiracy.

D.H.: "Hey, I didn't misuse campaign funds for THC vaping and golf outings! That's just the Deep State trying to frame me!"

Voters: "Dude, you're deep sharting. Just GTFO and go directly to jail."

by kelledin August 22, 2018

shart

shit + fart = shart

“whenever i hear my dad fart, it sounds like the just sharted himself.”

by camila!! October 28, 2021

Shart

A big liquidity poop coming out if your asshole

My gaping ass cheeks had a shart coming put it was wet and juicy like ed Sheeran pussy

by Akoowakooo October 2, 2022

shart

when you think you are going to fart but a load and messy shit comes out in stead.

"oh dang I started all over my grandma, and now she is covered in wet poop and moist oder. " I love eating my fat sharts

by Kitkatthebat March 22, 2021

sharted

a fart but wet with shit

i sharted my pants last night it was horrible.

by anonymous November 4, 2020

Sharted

Farted and shited at the same time in your pants

Man that nigga sharted

by Buttercup$ February 16, 2022

Shart

A shart is basically a fart and a shit combined, you know when you fart and it turns out to be a shit, yeah thats what Shart means.

"Yo bro, i just sharted, stay away from me or the smell will get to you!"

by Isacc bals October 24, 2023